The myth called New Year

•January 2, 2009 • 3 Comments

I’ve got a plan… lets all try to do less of certain things in 2009…of things we have been conventionally doin… lets make a resolution that we wont forget by the 3rd week of Jan that we made some resolutions 20 days before… Maybe.. just maybe..itll catch on… and we’ll have an accidental movement on our hands…

What do you think? Willing to try?

11 Not to Do Things  in 2009

1. Stop drinking vodka and whisky at the same time.
2. Stop writing “Terrorism and Corruption” posts.
3. Stop putting yourself down.
4. Stop waiting for something to come that will make everything better (if only), (apart from a gal that is)
5. Stop thinking you can read minds.
6. Stop trying to do it all yourself.
7. Stop trying old things in new places, unless they’re really old.
8. Stop making excuses for not doing things to move your career ahead.
9. Stop presuming everything will get better because someone else will fix it.
10. Stop beating yourself up when you don’t create something on a given day.
11. Stop striving for perfection, and strive for execution instead.
Here’s the Secret

The secret is this… its ridiculously hard to focus on STOPPING anythin… So maybe lets you and me throw out the first list… and lets do some new things in 2009… And because its hard to actually remember 11 things… lets just do 6 things in the to do list…

6 To Do Things in 2009

1. Find a new way to improve someones day (and determine if theres value in it).
2. Synthesize new ideas from outside your audiences circle (and help us make meanin from them).
3. Promote the great people out there ( and and keep doin it).
4. Learn from brilliant people (and share what you learn).
5. Work on interestin projects that matter to you (and empower others to participate).
6. Discover your passions (and share them openly).

OR

Discover your true self… hate Pakistan if you dont even now… help India sort out terrorism…develop an injection to sort out the ailing Islam… get into the Stock Tradin business.. do a Harshad Mehta.. get into intelligence agencies.. track Americas smart moves.. earn more.. enjoy more.. pay more taxes.. buy a pair of heavy chappals for the Thackerays.. set-up industries.. manufacturing ones.. generate money… grow fruit trees like Laloo does.. hijack the Parliament… drink.. smoke.. wither away…

After all.. human satisfaction comes at a great price…  Wont be long before the Happy vaala new year 2010..

The paradise in Mizoram

•January 2, 2009 • 5 Comments

Mizoram just tends to get counted among the 7 North Eastern Indian states… and is safely assumed as poor and disturbed by most people in the plains.. However, a visit to the place and you realise you got all your facts completely wrong..

Its very hard to believe a place like this can exist in India.. Unbelievable love, hospitability and serenity all around.. and herez all one can encounter durin their stay there..

The capital city Aizawl is entirely on the hills.. with the steepest roads of the country being its streets.. their homes are built on pillars which stand downhill.. so in many places you will find a person parking his car typically on his houses roof… then steppin down to enter the house..

The roads are so steep and the turns so risky that you cant drive a vehicle yourself.. and you cant really drive too many cars there.. Rule out the midsized.. rule out safaris and scorpios.. rule out even the santros and wagon R.. its just Maruti 800 which does rounds here.. as a personal car as well as taxis.. plenty of the plyin on these roads… no autos.. no other vehicles.. any bike has to be 120 cc or more.. scooters are painful but manageable.. and you only tend to realise the power of Maruti 800 there.. that babys got guts..

The people are extremely co-operative among themselves and hospitable to the people from outside.. of course they keep a stringent watch on outsiders for any unwanted activity they may indulge in.. Among themselves.. see a taxi graze another one and the drivers just responding by a smile.. a car waitin to let way to another one.. so much unlike other places where they scamper to rush in..

.. as for the hospitality front.. there is no attempt whatsoever by any of the shopkeepers to loot a tourist.. they are calm, peaceful.. and are selfless to suggest other shops if you are particularly interested in somethin.. the taxi drivers keep offerin u chips or candies or even cigarettes…

There are more girls than boys there.. and before I elaborate further.. it is essential to acknowledge that there are hardly any obese people around.. or anyone being even healthy above average.. I couldnt spot a single fat person.. the average health levels are amazingly high.. and that is largely because of the fact that everyone in the community works.. I did a statistic count standin in a busy market place.. here are the nos.. 10/11 shopkeepers or store-owners were girls.. and I am not talkin ladies.. 13/17 people smoked… the girls did a variety of  jobs.. from selling cigarettes/paan etc to lifting television sets and loadin them onto vehicles outside electronic showrooms..

Amazingly, they were all very well dressed and especially had well maintained hairs.. i later realised that this was largely because they had a no-savngs policy.. they earned moderately.. and kept them and their family well.. of course the fact that most of the family members worked helped matters…

Their society is very closely bonded and well-knit.. there are aplenty live-in arrangements which work because their selfless nature among themselves.. the girls are free to roam around.. and quite safe inspite of being surrounded by a line-up of disturbed states..

The government on its part has done well to keep up the tempo.. and ensure security.. its a dry state to begin with.. and therez strict vigilance and patrolling.. also.. moreover.. the fact that therez only 2 road routes to escape the place discourages disturbances heavily… you cannot enter the place without a valid permit.. and every local citizen has the right to inspect that anytime and anywhere he wishes to..

Overall.. its the first place I felt like being.. the kinda feelin I last felt in Paris.. if properly publicised, this would be a destination no less than Goa.. but seein the cleaniless and honesty.. the love and care of this society.. it better be left unotuched..

afterall.. how many places do u know of in India where you get a smile from every person you see.. where you are welcomed and thanked for visitin the place from every stranged you talk to.. where you feel so comfortable inspite of not being from there.. where therez color.. therez smoke.. and therez life..

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Mumbai aftermath : 35 days later

•January 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

There has been enough said everywhere about these blasts… yet.. more than half the country includin our administration believes in just talkin.. talkin nonsense.. claimin diplomacy.. and somethin called international pressure without exerting any force.. no progress..

With more than a month gone by, India just lost a glorious chance to end this pakistan trouble once and for all..  it never had a better chance since the removal of Sardar Patel from the negotiatin team.. the most pathetic observation : Indians being worried about innocent Pakistanis gettin screwed.  Innocent.. lol..

Strivin towards peace has made everyone so blind.. that they have forgotten that peace has never been attained in history without war.. on top of that.. India, US and Israel together.. which is more than enough for the entire Islamic world… oh that reminds me of the fact that Islamic countries largely have only 2 assets: Some kind of terrorists.. and some infinite oil.. ( few innocent people too who are not to blame)..

India in this situation cannot afford to be run by people who cant even manage themselves.. by those who dont know to give a commandin speech.. who cant even stand strongly to their own citizens.. who are being made a mockery of everywhere…

Every developed and powerful country had a revolution at some point in history… India could have got one had Gandhi not screwed things up for Bhagat and Co. … its still awaitin that revolution..

Comin back to Mumbai.. for those who are still skeptical need to look below to realise what innocence means.. what an average Indian citizen could end up with any place.. any time.. Lets for the sake of Indians, our fellow brothers, forget the fact that we are supposed to be a bunch to peaceful and tolerant blokes… even Gandhi used a stick to kick out stray dogs from his house..

For those who still stick with dialouge and diplomacy.. well.. you are either a kid.. or too scared in life.. Go end it.. its meaningless and unnecessarily addin to our population..

Recession Humour

•January 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Owin to the current recession, here is how some of the companies have actually been faring.. Intended for humour only…

Meta Department Trip

•September 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Jumping around the aisle of the bus and playing cards, flyin paper planes, and eating and drinking (only (soft) drinks), shouting, howling till your throats run dry… fun and frolic in the beach… bungi jumping on the water waves till your legs tire out… sun bathin or having barf ke gole on the white sands of a beautiful beach.. or probably just walking down quietly absorbing the serence atmo… guitars.. music… atmo…

Well.. they just happen to some of the characteristics of a MEMS Dept trip…  for the 2008 version.. we choose to Rock on…

… and for a glimpse of last years version.. keep tabs on :

http://www.met.iitb.ac.in/mma/

Cheers…

Sleep Inertia, Morning Classes and Corporate Life

•July 24, 2008 • 2 Comments

Wake up! Sleep inertia might be paralyzing our ability to think clearly when we awake from sleep… A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association, should be of interest for people who are expected to perform immediately upon awakening such as physicians, pilots, truck drivers, military personnel and engineering students… and engineering student who’ll turn corporate…

Scientists have found that many of us suffer from early morning sleep inertia… Here is a description from the Roads and Traffic Authority of NSW, in Australia:

Sleep inertia is the feeling of grogginess after awakening and temporarily reduces your ability to perform even simple tasks. Sleep inertia can last from 1 minute to 4 hours, but typically lasts 15-30 minutes. Severity of sleep inertia is dependent on how long you have been asleep and the stage of sleep at awakening. Effects can be severe if a person is very sleep deprived or has been woken from a deep sleep stage. However, sleep inertia can usually be reversed within 15 minutes by activity and noise. Sleep inertia can affect a person’s ability to drive safely. Sleep inertia can be very dangerous for people who drive in the early morning hours and shortly after waking up from a sleep.


I think for everyone around me I know, our sleep inertia lasts for more than 4 hours and that pretty much kills our morning decision making abilities…like goin to class.. or takin an early morning bus… or not reading blogs so early up.. So If you are reading this early in the morning, here is my advice: Go back to bed and actualize Newton’s first law of motion: A body at rest tends to stay at rest…

Corporate life is tough and that I found out…I mean how the hell can people accomplish so much from 9am to 5pm, while I constantly strive to switch myself on and do somethin useful…hell, I just strive… I figured out I can complete my days work from 9 pm to 12:30am…no breaks… but no one is listenin.. !!

+ this sleep inertia has had such a strong effect on me… its so comfortable to sleep in class with a certain monotonic voice helpin so much… but here.. its a different scene altogether… Five out of the five days, I have been yawning at my table … Just like everyone else in this office… And every time this happens, my mind just tends to wander and I end up being hardly productive and daydreaming…: D

Every day, I try something to keep from getting sleepy :

  • Monday – overdose on coffee !!
  • Tuesday – talk and text endlessly on the phone !!
  • Wednesday – overdose on chewing gums.. !!
  • Thursday – powernaps (10-minute naps that I take in the comfort room cubicle of my office) when everyone has gone for lunch.. !!
  • Friday – stretching and light exercises walkin around the campus.. !!

Results: It hasn’t really helped…


Pleasant dreams….


P.S. Any spelling of grammar errors in this post are due to S.I. and not any carelessness on my part.

Brand IIT Depreciation

•July 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Behind great successes are great men… Behind great disasters, there is just one man… HRD… erstwhile Human Resource Development became Human Reservations Department… and is now Humorous Ridiculous Disaster…

So before one could recover from the pathetic reservation issue… esp applied for premier institutes…. there came the desperate move to open new IITs… new… IITs…

I think them move is sad… its vicious… poisonous… its adding bad ducks to a clean, bright lake… India does need many more such institutions but is not yet ready….Actually… even the present institutes require a lot of attention to maintain themselves up in the comin years… Great educational institutions are not built by money but by talented and dedicated teachers… Unlike financial capital, which can be obtained in a trice, human capital takes years to cultivate…There is already a stark deficiency of Quality Human Capital in present IITs…. As a populist move, one worse than the loan waiver for farmers, the Government wants to have instant IITs… forgetting that without a bank of dedicated teachers it is impossible to raise them to the platform called Brand IITs… The Government is behaving like a milkman who increases the amount of milk he sells by addin more water to it…

When IITs first came up, Nehru took great pains to attract the best available talent… including people outside the nation… The present Parliament is doing exactly the opposite: It is insisting that teachers should be selected not for their ability but on the basis of their caste… It must be remembered that soon after Independence, several State governments, using exactly these kinds of policies, systematically destroyed their universities… Even Kolkata and Allahabad which were amongst the best in the world were devastated.

The Centre is now doing the same to IITs and the IIMs… It took about 20 years for the IITs and the IIMs to establish their reputation all over the world….It did not take many years for Kolkata and Allahabad to lose their sheen… Only a better foresighted parliament can rescue them from disaster.

The Myth of Brain Drain

•July 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Brand IIT today is recognised all over India and abroad… However, there are some myths which need statistical re-correction… Everyone believes most IITians go abroad after their graduation, and a majority of them take up management jobs… This is totally incorrect and I am sure there is a need for the over-exaggerated negative media to point out the true statistics to the people…

The actual output of IITs is not what is generally perceived by most people… IIT is not just about the Joint Entrance Exam (JEE) or the outstanding success achieved by some graduates in the U.S. ..It is also about the PGs and PhDs who outnumber the UGs in most IITs. …

A little known fact is that more than 80 per cent IITians live and work in India…. Detailed scientific studies of the graduates from IITs Bombay and Madras show that about 35 to 40 per cent of them proceed abroad for higher studies, and about a quarter return to work in India… This means that at most only a quarter of our graduates settle abroad… The pattern is roughly similar for all IITs… Now, graduates are less than half the total strength, and only a quarter of them are settling abroad… Therefore, the total number of students settling abroad may be less than a fifth of the total production. The rest work in INDIA only, unlike media projections which suggest 70% goin abroad…

The power of True Numbers….Convinced ??

Bada hai toh behtar hai :D

•July 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Well.. with so many people callin for a font size increase.. here it will be on all my posts here above… I cannot find any supporting feature in wordpress for that.. unless of course I buy some of their packages…. so I end up writin in Word and copy pastin with bigger font sizes…

Cheers…

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish… Steve Jobs

•June 19, 2008 • 2 Comments

idea stolen from :  http://priyeshsharma.blogspot.com/

IITB : Ban on Foreign Internships

•June 17, 2008 • 7 Comments

An article in Mumbai Mirror , DATE : 16/06/08


Premier institute will make it compulsory for students to undertake internship in in a bid to expose them to local conditions, reverse brain drain

In an bid to contain ‘brain drain’ and meet the needs of Indian industry, IIT-B will make it mandatory for B Tech (4-year course) and dual degree programme (5-year course) students to enroll for internship in Indian companies or research institutions. The internship is part of the course curriculum.

Hmm… a very basic question : does an internship for 3 months really change your outlook so much you feel like goin abroad after ur BTech… another question : Is doin a PhD abroad and then comin back to India an example of Brain Drain or is it a matter of manpower enhancement for India… yet another ques : How many students really end up gettin jobs abroad once they pass out of IIT… for those studyin in IITs.. you know there are harldly… for those who are not.. you know the situation now..

An internal report by IIT-B says over 60 per cent of the students undertake internship in foreign companies or universities hoping the experience will come handy while seeking admission for post-graduate programmes abroad or getting jobs in foreign companies.Academics feel this is one of the reasons for losing its talented youths to other countries.

60% !! I thought the figure might actually be just 6%… these are overtly exaggerated numbers… it will be interestin case in RTI to find where it got exaggerated… I think with the kind of articles Mumbai Mirror is puttin up these days, I can safely assume its the reporter himself…  for everyone around… trust me.. the figure is much much lower than what is being stated…

Arguments.. hmm… most internees end up in Europe… some in Australia and Canada.. scarecely in US and other places… however..  the favorite destination for PG programmes or anythin for that matter is the US… I dont see what usefulness this experience carries… if at all.. its just widens the perspective of the students in the field of research.. so they are better equipped in their curriculum in IITs… its what happened to Shaun Marsh in IPL..  I dont see how it harmed the Australian Cricket in any way…

The bigger deal : IITians tend to go abroad only because of lack of proper infrastructure in India… they are a hard workin lot (yupp.. it might be a case of self appraisal here) … and they will obviously reject workin in Indian companies which mostly dont pay much… and have a terrible work culture.. When big companies like TATA, ONGC and some IT giants have not been able to sustain IITians for long… how is it expected that other companies improve the scene… A 3 month intern in any part of the world will not bring about any change at all here.. its fruitless.. the purpose looks only worth some nonsense talk among old 70 year olds… there is no sense at all…

But with the Indian economy looking up and local companies complaining of a talent crunch, it was time to stop the ‘brain drain’.

Ashok Misra, director, IIT-Bombay, says, “Students will have to undertake internship in if they want their course credits.

Instead of foreign universities, they will now get to join Indian institutes such as Tata Institute of Fundamental Research, Saket Narayan(BARC), Indian Institute of Science in Bangalore.

“This move should help both the students as well as the country. We took this decision to retain the engineering talent of the country. Students get attracted to foreign companies and fail to update themselves on the developments in industries in . It is very shocking for us that students are unaware about what’s happening in Indian companies.

We want our students to experience the excitement of engineering companies and research institutes in and have a glimpse of the developments here. At the same time, we want our industry to interact with our exciting and highly talented students.”

Well.. i wont argue here.. this is not even worth it.. With due respects to the IIT administration for blessin their ideas on the only bright thing in ‘India Shining’… Consider the Metallurgical Engineering and Materials Science Department of IIT Bombay… with just 90 students at present (this is before reservations and other crap)… lets consider some companies who will be interested in actually takin students for interns.. not just showin interest in front of reporters… Tata Steel… well.. they take 3 guys… Jindal, ESSAR.. another dozen… ITC.. 2-3 more… some other big names.. another dozen… that totals to around 30 guys in big companies… what about the rest 60… they work in road side enterprises… in companies which cant affort to have internship programs… in companies which makes them enter accounts on to excel files for 3 months… in companies which are useless but assure them of a certificate… what useful is this experience.. what good does it do to the country… Unless you go out to see what the developed nations are doin.. you really cant progress… lets face it.. Indian companies are dull, dumb and slow.. the scene might be changin.. but then.. if 60 out of 90 students are to be wasted like this… there is no point callin them the cream of the nation… wonder which base they are gonna strenghten this policy on.. ??

Industrial Internships are anyways very rare and difficult to get… There was no point in bannin it and creatin such a big issue… and it definitely wasnt worth the big issue… A look at the comments on Mumbai Mirror online and its shameful… Nobody understands what this talk is about.. everybody draws out their own conclusions… there is criticism all around…

I would suggest Mumbai Mirror to look for other things to make fun of… I think there will be a point when Journalism will the most hated aspect of the country..  I hope they dont face a ban soon… !!

.. and as far as IITs are considered.. well.. with so much being done to dismantle them forever.. this is just a small.. minor move….

tete-a-tete with tea

•June 17, 2008 • 1 Comment

I have been a tea-drinker all my life… In my family, tea forms an essential part of every person’s life…On any average day, the tea aroma starts blessin our house early mornin courtesy my dad… and we are talkin as early as 4 am in the mornin.. its mom’s first round around 6… and I think only one round doesnt work… Another one for breakfast at usual time…My bad riddance to bed is usually an hour later… and the kettle is at work again…if its a day to work… tea cups conitinue to dingle around us till lunch…its the last cup for quite a while for the next round is usually post the afty nap… another round in the evenin more or less concludes the day… Tea-drinking is thus an institution here…

I think more than the taste.. its the ability of tea to freshen you up… remove that marginal headache… and warm you up before an important gully cricket match… which makes it perhaps the most popular drink around… Most research shows its not really threatenin to life… not as much as coffee or coke…

Another aspect where tea rules over other soft drinks is the variety of tastes it can offer… every person in this world can make a uniquely tastin cup of tea… thats a humongous variety we are talkin about… Tea at home.. which is mostly milk considerin mother’s affection… tea at stalls.. half milk half water too much sugar.. sometimes too much tea as well… tea in the IIT mess.. some drops of milk..  some molecules of tea.. and some grains of sugar… tea in CCD.. nice cups.. !!  its not the Coke which tastes the same wherever you go… therez always somethin new your taste buds are anticipatin while someone hands you a cup…

Undoubtedly..tea is invented for a quiet company…a thoughtful one…just as wine is invented for a noisy party… the nonsense one…There is somethin in the nature of tea that leads us into a world of quiet contemplation of life… thats maybe also because we prefer drinkin tea to wine everytime we say bad riddance to bed….

The Chinese are no doubt the masters in tea cultivation and tea makin… it appears that for them.. tea is a kind of religious and spiritual drink… Here is what the chinese say :

Proper moments for drinking tea:
When one’s heart and hands are idle.
Tired after reading poetry.
When one’s thoughts are disturbed.
Listening to songs and ditties.
When a song is completed.
Shut up at one’s home on a holiday.
Playing the ch’in and looking over paintings
Engaged in conversation deep at night.
Before a bright window and a clean desk.
With charming friends and slender concubines.
Returning from a visit with friends.
When the day is clear and the breeze is mild.
On a day of light showers.
In a painted boat near a small wooden bridge.
In a forest with tall bamboos.
In a pavilion overlooking lotus flowers on a summer day.
Having lighted incense in a small studio.
After a feast is over and the guests are gone.
When children are at school.
In a quiet, secluded temple.
Near famous springs and quaint rocks.

Reading this ancient list… I am reminded perhaps of our need to reconnect with friends… with art… with nature and to relax… How long is it since you read a poem… looked at paintings… drank tea in a forest for example ??  Not to mention the charmin friend(s)…though it must be conceded our lifestyles dont allow us these luxuries anymore…

Moments when one would should stop drinking tea:
At work.
Watching a play.
Opening letters.
During big rain and snow.
At a long wine feast and a big party.
Going through documents.
On busy days.
Generally conditions contrary to those enumerated in the above section.

Perhaps in these activities… our attention is distracted or engaged on a task… therefore we cannot fully appreciate our tea… Better to keep it for later… when we have some leisure to appreciate it… the aroma.. the taste… sip by sip…the sound when the cup strikes the saucer… and let it become part of our personal ‘relaxation ceremony ’…

Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.

~Catherine Douzel

The Case of Afzal Guru

•June 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I think that the present UPA government will do all it takes to somehow block or suspend the Afzal Guru hanging case… and my point becomes clearer by the day…If someone is on the lookout for evidence.. here are some :  an unnecessary, deliberate, manned, controlled, strategic, sly delay on decidin the clemency petition… never before has a yes/no answer taken so long.. not even the most pampered girl in the world would take so much time in makin a decision when so much as the entire life of a brave guy is at stake….  then this equation of unrelated issues like Sarabjit singh’s case in Pakistan… Probably the UPA government is tryin its level best to delay the hanging… I feel if you believe that there is a tie up between the screwed Govt of Pakistan (it happens to be Harpic and Odonil in my house) and the UPA to delay both the Sarabjit and Afzal case… then all reports will be found in place…the motion would be clear enough… Although such a thing is just my imagination.. for an iota of truth here would be enough to spark that downfall at the center…

So everyone waits… till Afzal himself escapes from prison (or allowed to escape as is normally the case).. another fine episode of  prison break to be streamed all day long in half the channels broadcasted over television…till another Kandhahar to take place… till someone hits on the bright idea of  tradin him for Sarabit’s release…till Afzal’s supporters create a public opinion for abolition of capital punishment citing the European practices…                                                                   

SO much for the UPA government…

Was Jesus a Buddhist and ‘The’ Man from Earth

•June 16, 2008 • 2 Comments

Well…I just saw “The Man from Earth” where there was a mention of Christianity havin its origins in Buddhism. I decided to find out on my own… Owin to the varied nature of facts presented, their probable inconsistency, and my naive attitude to such religious matters, I decided to directly quote this… Makes an interestin read… Somethin most people are not aware of…

A sermon by Rev. Jim Sanderson of the Jenkins Unitarian Universalist Fellowship

on 1998 October 11

Buddhists and Christians have sometimes, in a search for common ground, pointed out some intriguing parallels between the “life stories” of Jesus of Nazareth, the Christ, and Siddartha Gautama, the Buddha. Jesus’ mother Mary was visited by a divine being, Gabriel, who told her how she, a virgin, would conceive and give birth to the divine Son of God. Maya, Gautama’s mother, had a dream vision in which a white elephant approached her and entered into her to emerge nine months later as the future enlightened one. The white elephant was a symbol of holiness. Jesus was born in a poor setting but his birth was attended by angels and kings. Buddha came into the world in a sacred garden. He emerged from his mother’s side. His birth was attended by goddesses. His mother was herself a queen so the royalty angle was there too. Jesus was hailed by Simeon, an elderly devout man as the future savior when he was taken to the temple for circumcision. Similarly an elderly holy man came to visit the newborn prince Siddartha and burst into tears on meeting the boy.

He wept because Siddartha would grow up to end suffering in the world. Both Jesus and Siddartha deserted their families to seek their truths. Both spent time in the wilderness. Both had teachers who they followed for a while and who eventually came to follow them. Both were tempted by evil supernatural beings. Even some sayings of each bear similarities. These are interesting of themselves. Perhaps the stories are similar because one story influenced the other? More likely they are similar because they grow out of similar needs and questions. Perhaps as Joseph Campbell would point out they reflect the common mythic threads that run through the human unconscious.

Could the teaching of the Buddha have touched the life of Jesus? Actually yes, they could have, which is not the same as saying that they did. Jesus lived about five hundred years after Gautama and in an area thousands of miles removed. Jesus lived in a very different culture from Gautama and was of a different social standing. Yet he shared, it would seem, a thirst for truth with Gautama. Moreover, despite our image of Jesus as a poor man, that was not necessarily the case. In his time and place the term “carpenter” could refer to any skilled artisan including some fairly well compensated ones. Further we are given to understand from the Gospels that Mary was related to the temple priesthood Jesus could thus have grown up in an intellectually enriched atmosphere, one in which the deep questions were seriously explored. Far from being a simple peasant Jesus may well have been a well-educated theologically bent young man. What however does this have to do with Buddhism?

Well, the ancient world was not quite as benighted or as fragmented as we sometimes think. Ideas have a way of spreading out. Remember that Jesus’ Israel was part, albeit reluctantly, of the great Roman Empire. The Empire maintained trading and cultural relations with the East and in particular India. India had been the goal of Alexander the Great’s last aborted campaign. Cleopatra may have considered fleeing to India after Actiun. In short, India was far from an unknown place in Jesus’ world. Some two and a half centuries before Jesus, a remarkable Emperor reigned in India. His name was Ashoka and he converted to Buddhism. Ashoka sent out missionaries to carry the Buddha’s message far and wide. We know some of those missionaries made it as far west as Syria.

There is also a tradition that holds that Jesus traveled to the East in the years not discussed in the Bible. There are local traditions of Jesus’ presence in Afghanistan, Iran, and even Pakistan and India. However there is no way to know when these traditions arose. Some stories go so far as to claim that Jesus survived crucifixion and returned to the East, dying in Kashmir many years later. However, all of these stories are based on little or no real evidence. We simply do not know what Jesus was doing before his ministry, nor is there any reason why we should expect there to be any records of those years.

The intriguing thing, however, is to realize the possibilities inherent in a much wider ancient world than we generally consider.

There are other points of similarity, of course. Jesus emphasized non-violence, turning the other cheek as did Gautama. Jesus lived simply as did Gautama. Jesus taught through parables as did Gautama. Jesus emphasized the need to be active in the world but to also be not of the world. Gautama taught the need for non-attachment.

But does all or any of this make Jesus a Buddhist? Of course not. It does point to similar spiritual needs among humans. However, there is far from enough historical evidence to be too very sure of the actual teachings of either man. there also seems no need for a strong Buddhist influence at work on Jesus. He does not do or say anything that is not understandable for a Jew. Most of all though there is the fact that the central teachings of Buddhism and Jesus are not in accord. Buddhism teaches that all apparent reality is transient and conditional; that nothing exists in and of itself. All is dependent in all. Nirvanah is the ultimate realization of the non-permanence, non-duality, and indeed non- existence of reality. It can not be described or even thought of. It can be grasped by the truly enlightened. Strongly allied with this is the concept of atatman, or “non-soul”. No being has a soul; there is no unconditional eternal cause to any of us or any thing or to the universe itself.

Jesus on the other hand taught the Kingdom of God. This is also a difficult concept to grab rationally. In essence it teaches the dependence of all things in the Creator Father God and the emergence of that God’s rule here on Earth. Jesus saw himself as an agent of the coming of this Kingdom. It does violence I feel to both concepts to try to identify The Kingdom with Nirvanah. Not that it stops people. The Kingdom centers on a personal deity; one whose being is the source and cause of all and to whom all is owed. Nirvanah is impersonal. Buddhism posits no non-created creator. In Buddhism divinities too are conditional beings, also transitory. Buddhists see no real need to talk much about God. For Jesus, God the Father was the only thing worth talking about. True happiness was in relationship with this God who he called “Abla”, meaning “Daddy”. Buddhism and Jesus may have points of agreement but here in their fundamental assumptions there could hardly be more difference.

What intrigues me is the time and energy people have spent trying to show otherwise. Just why would they want to do that? There has long been a movement to show that fundamentally all the world’s religions are the same, that at heart they all teach the same lessons. Unitarian-Universalists have played no small part in all this. Recognizing the imperative of religion as both a motivating and dividing force in human history it has been a dream to harness that power in the cause of unity. To show that fundamentally our religions are all the same would go a long way to showing that fundamentally we are all the same. However it just does not work out that, does it?

It should come as no real surprise that there are points of similarity between faiths. All faiths seek to address the human condition, our awareness of our existence and of our mortality. So some insights will be shared. However it seems to me to require a selective blindness not to see the fundamental differences that also exist. Buddhism and Confucianism posit no Creator God. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam insist upon one. Hinduism has no central theology. Taoism believes in a central force that is impersonal in nature. Christianity insists on one true path through Jesus to God. Judaism claims a special relationship to the Universal God. Native American religions are closely tied to the physical world; Islam and Christianity seek to transcend that world. Islam and Christianity have sealed revelations – sacred texts that are eternally true. Shinto sees a continuous revelation in the flow of life. There is no way I can see to make all of these, and so many other faiths, at heart the same.

Nor is it necessarily a good aim to have. We do have similar needs and questions but we also have different responses. Different faiths point in different directions, cause us to explore different roads and different aspects. Because faiths differ they can dialog with me and others, revealing different insights. There is after all no point in talking to someone who agrees with you all the time. We learn nothing that way.

We also fail to see others as they truly are if we concentrate only on discovering our likeness. We can not understand another culture, country, or faith if we seek out only what we share. Down that road lies dangerous assumptions. Failing to appreciate differences leads us to assume we can act towards others as we would to “one of our own”. We fail to see that we could cause offense or miss a key treasure because we looked past difference to sameness.

So Jesus might have been exposed to Buddhist ideas, It could be that some of Gautama’s ideas were vaguely in the air of first century Palestine. Sort of a part of the marketplace of ideas, probably with the source long forgotten.

Yet it is to Jesus’ ideas and life that Buddhists point when connecting the two traditions. On learning of Jesus and his life, many Buddhist monks and thinkers have identified him as a boddhisatva. In Buddhism a boddisatva is one who has achieved enlightenment but puts off leaving the plane of illusions, puts off entering into Nirvanah in order to help fellow beings. For Buddhists this is the greatest form of compassion and they see in Jesus’ life and death an act of compassion. Like the compassion Gautama taught, Jesus’ is non-attached. That is, it is directed towards all beings, not just those close to one. This is the Buddhist interpretation of the story of Jesus turning away from his family, much as Gautama had done.

Now as a UU I do make certain faith assumptions. I do assume the equal worth of all humans, that as humans we share a fundamental biological unity. However I also value the many ways we express that humanness. Just as it would be boring to live in a world where everyone agreed with my politics so it would be a very dull world if we all shared the same religious assumptions. It is the subtle interaction of our differences that leads us to growth.

Jesus was Jesus; he was not a Buddhist or a Hindu or anything else. He showed a common humanity with Gautama. But found his own expression of it. Both have inspired evolving traditions. It should be noted that each of those traditions have evolved many differing manifestations. Those who see a Buddhist in Jesus seek to find unity, to humanize traditions. Unity however for us humans can only come from an acceptance of, even a celebration of, differences as well as similarities. We are one but we are also each unique. We celebrate each vision, each dreamer.

Back to less taxin reads… the movie is impressive…Its one of the best, and most thought provoking movies in quite sometime… probably since Children of Men

The movie really only has one setting… so probably the cheapest one ever made… just a wonderfully laid out living room… 3 vehicles.. some dummy luggages… thats it… a strong point which proves that at the end of the day, its the script which decided all… and boy this movie beats its contemporaries so well…

The movie opens with John (a college professor) packing up his belongings to move to some other place…as he supposedly does every 10 years… A number of his friends and students who are masters of a variety of subjects… stop by to see him off… None of them knowin why he is leavin.. and for where…

They then begin to discuss the possibility of a man from the stone age… a cave man… living to the present day… What would he be like? Would it be possible? Each of the specialist professors in different field brought their thoughts and ideas together to the discussion…

John strongly claims he is a 14,000 year old caveman… The beauty here is that there is no way for him to prove it’s true… and there is no way for his friends to prove otherwise… Much of the movie revolves around this thought provokin discussion… an interestin story… and beautifully orchestrated dialogues… Tempers and feelings flare up as they reach sensitive issues of religion and divine existence…

The ending has a strong climax which gave the movie the much deserved magic… I suggest you go and check it out for yourself…

Its one movie thats gonna stay etched to you.. for a long time…

24 hours later

•June 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Hmm… so post the first 24 hours of this blog goin public… it had 126 unique hits…Even though I was expecting a late surge, this has far exceeded my expectations… Thank you all for visitin… your comments eagerly awaited..

Keep visitin this space for more…..

life’s cool !

cheers !!!

Maggie.

Sameer Hill : paradise-in-campus

•June 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I think if there is any competitor to the lakeside in terms of panaromic natural beauty… its atop Sameer Hill… an easy way up… and you are flanked by Vihar Lake on one side, small hills on the other, Navi Mumbai on one side and your hostel on the other.. !!

The place rocks.. and happens to be enroute Maddu mess as well… !! A night out followed by an admiration of nature’s own… followed by Uthappa… sounds good… !

The case of Narendra Modi

•June 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Men should be men… Should standby by whatever they believe in and take on the world, if needed… I think Narendra Modi falls very much into the category… precise, distinct, direct, and disciplined use of words and an honest belief in whatever he says…

“Actually, I have not spent a single minute on my image and that can also be a reason. I am busy with my work. I am committed to Gujarat. I am dedicated to Gujarat. I never talk about my image. I never spent a single minute for my image and therefore confusions may be there”

Thats Modi in an interview recently…

No doubt, he is a demagogue, who let Gujarat burn and let innocent people get killed. But one can’t ignore the fact that today Gujarat is flourishing… It stands among the states that contribute the most to the national GDP (nearly INR 10,000 million)… It is one of the most attractive destinations for foreign investment in India and it is on Kerala’s path of providin education to everybody in the state… If one says that it is all due to the resilient people of Gujarat who are makin all this possible, then one can’t blame him for any mishap in the state…

The Rajeev Gandhi foundation has declared Gujarat to be the best-administered state in India… India Today, on two separate occasions, declared him the most efficient Chief Minister around…Not that these laurels come for free… or without reason… These things became possible only because he has been successful in givin clean, effective and progressive governance over last five years… Outside Gujarat, most people like to hate Modi… but there is a definitive change of views once their eyes themselves amaze to the powerful infrastructure… Gujarat shinin…

I believe that in a democratic and dynamic country, masses have the last word and masses always override media and other speculations… The truth will finally dawn on the people… It’s the people of Gujarat who will decide the fate of this man..

Finally, I don’t think many news channels have shown Gujarat and Modi in a positive manner… For Modi to gain power nationwide, thats somethin he needs to work on… For the rest.. he is the best CM…

… and if an evidence is needed.. here is some :

Modi dares Congress to file case of sedition against him
16 Jun 2008, 1421 hrs IST,PTI

SURAT: A week after daring the Centre to remove Gujarat from the list of centrally-assisted states, Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi has hit out at the Congress again.

“I invite the whole Congress regime, please do not waste a single day, book me for sedition today and hang me. Let me see how they can,” he said while addressing a public function here on Sunday.

“But how can they? They have not been able to hang Afzal Guru,” he added referring to the man convicted for terror attack on Parliament in 2001.

Modi has been playing political rhetoric again in recent days. At a function in Vadodara last week, he said Gujarat gives Rs 40,000 crore as taxes to the Centre and receives only 2.5 per cent of it in return.

He asked the government to stop collecting taxes from Gujarat and also stop aid to the state. The Congress questioned Modi’s remarks and said they were “nothing less than an assault on the idea of India.”

During recent Gujarat elections, Modi’s controversial statements reaped rich dividends for him. He had taken on Congress chief Sonia Gandhi for calling him a ‘maut ka saudagar (merchant of death).’

The Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) looks at itself at the only party strong enough to deal with terror and is not leaving any opportunity to hit out at the Congress.

Modi has kick-started the BJP’s new campaign before general elections due next year. And he is looking ahead to a larger role in national politics.

Its Happenin..

•June 11, 2008 • 2 Comments

Well.. the Petrol and Beer prices seem to have converged to such a great extent…

Drink beer. Don’t Drive…

Cheers…

The case of IPL

•June 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment


The IPL cricket tournament has been interestin for a couple of reasons: It showed how innovation in services can be appealin to consumers and it showed how competition and globalisation can bring improvements… There are also lessons the IPL can learn from successful sports franchises elsewhere… for instance… the EPL…

The innovation is the most strikin aspect… By re-packagin the sedate game of cricket to somethin with non-stop action… and by reducin the time investment that spectators need to put in for the event… the IPL administrators have modernised it in quite a big way… It has also converted attendin the 20-20 game into a family event like going to the movies, or a picnic,  whether you watch the action and the girls at home or in the stadium…

This has especially  appealed to women particularly housewives… for the three hours required is somethin a busy housewife can afford to spare… as compared to having to spend all day watchin the game… Besides, fast-movin games have instinctive appeal… which is why soccer finds such a ready audience everywhere…

All of this has been described in the insightful book Blue Ocean Strategy (IITB liby ! ) as an example of creating a new and uncontested playin field, creatin an arena where the competition simply cannot compete… therez nothin to compete against… Unique and Sellin… worst than monopoly as far as profit makin is concerned… Consider this : SRK made 15 crores in the first edition itself… it will take a person of his stature 5 great movies annualy to match this revenue… the figure might become 25 in the second edition… Will he be actin anymore… or he’d rather just tell everyone in the country except Ganguly about the best Talc, best clothings, best soaps, best toothpastes, best Utensil Detergent, maybe even best Phenyls… and preach Ganguly about the importance of his Muslim Bro Shoaib Akhtar…

nyway, the IPL has to some extent re-branded cricket and reached a new customer base… which may be indifferent to the game… but has discovered the pleasures of the stadium or social experience with family and friends… also, there have been complaints that Indian professional cricket being a cozy little world… zealously guarded by a few… with hardly any opportunities for others to break in… Indeed, it appears as though the hitherto excluded have managed to excel in the IPL version of the game… as it was not necessarily the established stars who delivered the big performances…

A cursory glance shows that many standouts were unheard-of Indian or foreign players… This is good for the game… but we must spare a tear for the owners who shelled out mega-bucks for under-achieving big-name stars… It is especially good for the unheralded players who enjoyed limelight of international audience… This should provide a steady stream of hungry, newly-discovered players who can revitalise national teams…

All of this is poetic justice… and an indication yet again that money talks… The money in cricket is all in India… which is unfortunate because all the money is for cricket and nothin else…

But there are a number of other improvements that can be thought of… One is the salary cap… Each team is allowed a certain aggregate amount that it can use to pay its players… but that upper limit may not be exceeded… This will prevent rich franchise owners from cornering the market… Secondly, there is a draft, whereby all the new players coming into the game come from a central pool…

All said and done… I am surely awaitin the next edition of IPL..

The Spanish Disaster

•June 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment

ALrite… some staggering facts :   Spain has a budget surplus…one of the highest in the world in absolute terms… This means a solid financial position…moreover absolute dept is also low… It has a quite negative Balance of trade (one of the highest in absolute terms)… This trade deficit is partially compensated with tourism… in fact tourism is at the same time one cause for this trade deficit…consider this : in Spain 50 million tourists must be provided with goods in addition to the 45 millions inhabitants…This results in a negative, but less, balance of payments…mainly due to acquisition of production factors due to the growth and improvements in the relatively low productivity…as compared to other European nations…

Now Consider this : The economies of Italy, Germany and Portugal has had the weakest growth in recent years…and that might just become the biggest problem in the future for Spain… India, on paper, shows tremendous growth… but I think we owe the Chinese (a faster growin economy) for the acceleration as well as Pakistan(a stagnated poor rot) for slowin us down… Although Spain have in recent years had the fourth highest growth rate among the old 15 EU countries, after Ireland, Luxembourg and Greece. But looking beyond headline GDP numbers and you see great imbalances in the Spanish economy.

As late as in 1998… Spain actually had a small current account surplus… but now they have the largest deficit relative to GDP of all major economies…including Uncle Sam… Labour costs have increased by as much as in say Italy… and household debt has increased from 50% of disposable income in 1996 to 100% today… And Spain’s economy is all the more dangerously dependent on the construction sector… with residential investments making up an incredible 17% of GDP… more than double the level in Bush’s own country…

The low interest rates are of course a result of Spain’s entry into the Euro-zone… where interest rates are set at very low levels reflecting the weak economies of Germany and Italy… But clearly, the current low levels are certainly not sustainable… A 8.9% money supply growth rate and 11.4% private sector credit growth is simply not sustainable for an economic area whose structural growth rate is as weak as that of the Euro-zone…

Meanwhile, the continued ageing of Northern Europe means that the number of old age retirees wishing to settle in Spain’s warmer climate will in fact likely increase… not decrease. All of which implies that demand for housing will remain strong in Spain…

I believe the worst factor is unskilled migration… because they cannot be easily reallocated to other business when building goes down… a problem exactly similar to the city of Mumbai except that Mumbai has got more  population to bear with too…

The Magic of Poetry

•June 10, 2008 • Leave a Comment

The Original…

DOVER BEACH by Matthew Arnold

The sea is calm to-night.
The tide is full, the moon lies fair
Upon the straits; on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand;
Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.
Come to the window, sweet is the night-air!
Only, from the long line of spray
Where the sea meets the moon-blanched land,
Listen! you hear the grating roar
Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling,
At their return, up the high strand,
Begin, and cease, and then again begin,
With tremulous cadence slow, and bring
The eternal note of sadness in.

Sophocles long ago
Heard it on the A gaean, and it brought
Into his mind the turbid ebb and flow
Of human misery; we
Find also in the sound a thought,
Hearing it by this distant northern sea.

The Sea of Faith
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth’s shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furled.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.

Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.

… and the Parody…

DOVER BITCH by Anthony Hecht

So there stood Matthew Arnold and this girl
With the cliffs of England crumbling away behind them,
And he said to her, ‘Try to be true to me,
And I’ll do the same for you, for things are bad
All over, etc., etc.’
Well now, I knew this girl. It’s true she had read
Sophocles in a fairly good translation
And caught that bitter allusion to the sea,
But all the time he was talking she had in mind
The notion of what his whiskers would feel like
On the back of her neck. She told me later on
That after a while she got to looking out
At the lights across the channel, and really felt sad,
Thinking of all the wine and enormous beds
And blandishments in French and the perfumes.
And then she got really angry. To have been brought
All the way down from London, and then be addressed
As a sort of mournful cosmic last resort
Is really tough on a girl, and she was pretty.
Anyway, she watched him pace the room
And finger his watch-chain and seem to sweat a bit,
And then she said one or two unprintable things.
But you mustn’t judge her by that. What I mean to say is,
She’s really all right. I still see her once in a while
And she always treats me right. We have a drink
And I give her a good time, and perhaps it’s a year
Before I see her again, but there she is,
Running to fat, but dependable as they come.
And sometimes I bring her a bottle of Nuit d’ Amour.

Why fuss over Petrol Price Rise ?

•June 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

It’s good that the finance minister has clarified that the government doesn’t intend to slap a cess on income and corporate taxes to tide over the oil crisis… Crude prices are at an intimidating $127-a-barrel… Its nothin less than an international crisis… as economies across the world face the threat of galloping inflation and likely recession… India can’t hope to buck the trend and sleep over the unprecedented rise in oil prices… But the government has so far refused to raise domestic prices for petroleum products… Instead… it has allowed public sector oil companies to absorb the shock… If the trend continues, these companies will go bust.

The simple solution to end the crisis… which is applied in the case of almost all commodities… is to allow retail prices of petroleum products to reflect the international situation… The cost of petrol in particular should go up by over Rs 20 per litre… if the government allows the market to reflect international prices… This being an election year… the government, already smarting under a series of electoral defeats and soaring inflation, doesn’t want to risk a petrol price rise… Instead, it is thinking of indirect measures to absorb the price differential… The government is looking for a political solution to what is essentially an economic problem…

Oil is an essential commodity, agreed… But we need to recognise that it doesn’t come free… Political parties that are opposing a hike in oil prices should accept that there are no free lunches… The government should raise petrol prices and continue to keep kerosene and diesel prices relatively low to contain inflation… Of course… it is unrealistic for the government to reflect global crude rates in retail prices… it will have to be a slew of measures that are politically, economically and morally sound… The Left has argued that the government should cut duties and make up the price differential… This argument is valid to some extent only… But the duty cuts have to be reasonable…  A fall in revenues would mean less money for welfare schemes… Is that acceptable ??? Who is the Left shielding when it opposes fuel price hike ??? Should the interests of the vocal middle class alone override the economic concerns of the entire population ???

A sharp increase in the price of petrol and a reasonable cut in duties are necessary to tide over this crisis… The government should not be scared at the prospect of the opposition taking to the streets on the issue… Worse could happen if the government fails to act now… Global prices have cooled off in the past few days, though it is too early to confirm a trend… If they do decline in a few months, the government can surely pass on the benefits to consumers by lowering the petrol price… Meanwhile, can the opposition desist from populist gestures and maintain calm in the face of a national and international emergency?  I doubt…


The New Shatabdi Experience

•June 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I guess numbers really impress everyone.. So here are a few  :

An Average of 20 trains commute between Ahmedabad and Mumbai one way every day…each one more than loaded to capacity… thats an awful 30k people one way traffic every 24 hours… and thats an enormous source of revenue… perennial… vital…

If you drive across these 2 cities.. then you overtake an average of 800 trucks having more than 8 wheels during the daytime.. This number merely reduces to 500 at night…So thats another ‘lot of people’ and freight through the corridor..

The cheapest fare between the two cities is prices Rs. 140 in a Super-fast Seater which takes 7 hours for the journey… So the real deal is : At 50% students concession, I pay Indian Railways INR 70 to get me from Mumbai to Ahmedabad.. and I pay a CNG Auto INR 60 from the Station back home…

The last time I was browsing.. there were 16 flights a day connectin these 2 cities.. I refrain from the count here…

In such a scenario.. its really pointless to add showpieces or dead infra to the system… The demand is so high and supply so low that comfort and luxury takes a backseat… However, our very honourable Mr Lalu Prasad Yadav  decided to have a  TV screen for every 2 passengers on board the Shatabdi Express… heights of luxury I’d say.. esp for Indian Railways…

I checked this new concept out only a month back.. and I think the execution was too good considering the kind of service Indian Railways has traditionally been renowned for…They had News, with too much Business(considering the larger interests of the travellers), they had comedy serials.. the latest string of Reality Shows, Music Videos.. a nice package overall… There were too many advertisements and I think a movie or 2 could have made it a lot more pleasurable.. but its really appreciative for a start..

The departure timing had made a nightout the only way of ensuring I board the train on time… moreover.. air conditioned journeys are designed exclusively for sleepin.. not here.. A poke.. A hit.. A whishper.. A loud shout.. the stewards tried out all sorts of methods to wake me up every time I dozed off and ensured I was munchin somethin or the other all the time… So much that had I not completed a hasty Lunch (and threw away half of it), I would still have been onto it entering the Ahmedabad Station…

Luxury… Eccentricity…


Heights of Advertising

•June 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

They said the advertising department all over the world had attained saturation… and nothin more than the presently employed modes could be thought of… death of creativity huh.. this is what some crazy minds came up with :

Dust Storms in the city

•June 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Well… they seem to blow everythin away in Ahmedabad.. literally… and nature’s fury seems to have planned it all quite cunningly… An analysis…

STAGE 1 : Storms blowin at pretty mild speeds at ground level inhabited (and crowded) by most men and dogs.. but removin any clouds up above that could come close to causin a pre-monsoon shower…

STAGE 2: Nevertheless.. rain gods decide that not all the water in the country will be sprayed on to Mumbai… up come the clouds.. too many of them to be cleared out completely… up comes the next smart move… efficiently bring into low altitude orbit sand particles and their cousins and project all kinds of cyclonic movements possible… screw up the traffic.. worsen the dogs’ madness… whistle through the packed highrises of the city (and that sound is screechy ! )

STAGE 3 : … and then comes the knockout punch… selective cloud clearance in decreasin order of saturation… so the black ones are gone…

and the useless ones left behind as the sightseein option of the already irritated earthlings.. !  Talk about strategies…

CONSEQUENCE : heavy clouds on the horizon… Heavy clouds up overhead… Dusty Storms… Useless white and grey clouds left overhead… Drizzle.. heavy clouds on the opp horizon with no sign of them ever returnin…Just a drizzle… Humidity… Madness… Bloggin.. !!

The Origins of Maggie

•May 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Hmm… So all was goin well as I was into my third year at bansal classes (did a diploma course there I reckon)… when one fine mornin our very beloved Bansal Sir ceded our request for a grand party… and announced that there’ll be another very fine mornin in the coming few days… A day party… 12th and 13th combined (13th being the acronym for the repeaters there)… clear blue skies, lush greenery all around… trees waving… eagles flyin at a distant height… this is how we were to picture the upcomin grandeur celebration… and it wasn’t unexpected… there were 2 official reasons… His son Sameer’s marriage and New Year (On record for the max no. of selections from Bansal, 955 is an awesome figure afterall)…

Anyway… So the venue and menu finally got decided… No problems concerning either of them… You dont have options in Kota for an expected gatherin of 3000+… and if u can arrange for chefs from the north… there is no point lookin for other options…

Some of the enthu ppl like us started practicin their various creative forms of art… music, dram, dance, masala, mimicry, comedy, PJin etc… It was a good excuse to ditch studies for a while…
All this time… I pondered if the show cud do well with an anchor and most certainly an anchoress… But the management had different ideas… different until noon the day before… when everyone actually realised… we needed one…

2 ppl volunteered… (there were only 2 coz no one knew they were supposed to do it )… and the second fella didn’t turn up… for whatever reasons… and the one fella left was the automatic choice… That happened to be me…

So… while the hunt for an anchoress was still on… I think of the stage scenario… clear blue skies, lush greenery all around… trees wavin… eagles flyin at a distant height… somebody just got married… and new year which we all were lookin forward to with high hopes… So I somehow figured out the classical approach of hosting to be the best one… It was a silly idea, but I realised it only after the show… :)

And by evenin… I was introducing myself to the anchoress after she had gone through a lot of screenin process by the other guys… I saw her for the first time in the insti… And after the usual intros… all we decided on was the costume… (The only part I think that went correct that day)… and that she would do all the talkin in Hindi… while I’ll take up english… (another blunder, I guess)…

The new year eve passes by preparin the script for the event… a 8 page text of what I intended to read…and by the time I am over with the thing, the birds are chirping all over the place.. and its mornin already…

Ok… so we meet again at the stage next mornin… the supposedly fine New Year mornin… with that fresh ray of hope and lot of other things… (Seemingly a good day till then)… and we finalize the script… mine full of colorful quotations… while she had the hindi shayars supportin her… Also, Kota has this powercut problem… and the nearest xerox machine being 2 kms away… I had to make certain number of trips to get the photocopies on time…

So, finally we r on the stage… with the people cheerin initially…last time they’d cheer for me atleast… So I first started with the routine thanksgiving to Bansal Sir for continuing splendidly with the traidition of housie… not to mention the fabulous way he directs the game…

So then when I praise the crowd for the elecrifyin atmo around… and read them out some of the most beautiful quotations of some of the best philos in business… they decide to give it back… “sutta” from pakistan had just gained popularity in this part of the world… and they decided to throw it at me… Till… I actually suggested a group of muggers to actually come on the stage to sing it for the rest of us…

Anyway… the items were all fantastic… I mean… considerin you dont get much time to prepare them… and with the costumes and stuff they managed to arrange… it was all really cool… huh… cool for the audience I guess… things backstage were a lot different… Most of the shows exceeded their previously recorded timings… either spontaneously or deliberately… Which meant my estimates given to PK Bansal sir went all haywire… and he was almost on my throat for this… The drummer had his own tale… he wanted to leave early… and wanted all the song items first… Our sweet mausiji wanted to have some people performing before the others… and no one can certainly ignore her requests… she hardly makes any… So, when I did that, the other performers were furious… Personally for me… there was sutta on the stage as well as backstage… No one was even willing to fill me my bottle of water (which emptied like anything in the scorching heat)…

Hmm… and the cycle went on like that… PKB remindin me sternly about certain punctualities… Sameer Sir wantin me to add substance to my text… Mausiji wantin certain performances beforehand… the audience wantin sutta (without a mention of matchsticks or matchboxes)… backstage performers repeatedly askin me about their turn to show up on stage… My text which I was not sayin at all… yeah… I could only manage to recite about a fourth of what I had written… rest was all stage fabricated… without substance though… and then the hot sweaty noon… and my leather jacket givin me no respite… PKB–punctuality–Sammeer sir–performances–night-out before–sweat—anti-cheerin–sutta—give-up–lack of substance—poor comparin–blaah blaah blaah….. All this and more… not to forget my continuously ringin cell phone… with ppl from all over the country callin to wish a new year…. wish luck to a scapegoat….

Anyway… after all this brunt… finally the teachers came on to the stage… singin dancin or watever… Till then it was sutta and my new nick Maggie all around… new year… new dawn… and a new name… And this name went on to create history… Ever since then, half of Bansal Classes called me by that name… and even here in IIT… ppl hardly know me as PrateeK…. its maggie all over… Hmm… the party endin on a high note… coz the teachers were always entertainin… and also coz half the people didn’t get any food to eat… while the other half couldn’t arrange for a means to get back to apna vigyan nagar… But somehow… things got over… hush…

Lessons… never take english seriously… never think of things formally… and never underestimate ur audience… the numbers are lethal… and what they can do to your day is…

Cheers mate… Its time for Maggie…!!

The Car Accident

•May 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Hmm… so we were all drivin from Ahmedabad to Mumbai… on one of India’s fastest highways… and we were cruising around as it has been all the time… I think its worth a mention that our family is crazy about driving places… so much that we’ve even driven a non-AC Maruti 800 from New Delhi all the way to Jorhat (an isolated town in Assam)…at a certain point of time in this journey we decided to break at one of Reliance’s petrol pump cum junk food joints….. 10 km post the industrial and historical town of Vapi… Now Reliance has this fancy thing at least in Gujarat where instead of openin one joint and asking for a break in the divider, they let the divider be( which at most places happens to be even broader than the highway)… and instead open 2 joints just opposite each other…

Anyway… so that meant when we came out of the joint to hit the highway, we’d certainly look only in one direction… to see the oncoming traffic… and this is when a container loaded trailer (the heavy 32 wheeler, hundreds of which ply on this highway) driving down the slope from the wrong side at no less than a 100 kmph tangentially grazed our vehicle… based on the distance we estimated a second before we felt it was a graze… it didnt appear it would be more than a graze… but the impact was far more than expected…..

The car completely thrown off the ground… My dad behind the wheel lost his grip …his specs flew out… the mobiles and other stuff in our pockets popped out… and the car took a full 360 degree swerve before resting… my mom in the rear seat feelin the least impact…

I was the first one to get out of the car…It was raining outside and my first response was to chase that trailer down to get the RTO number…This is when I had this sudden urge to see what state the car was in… And I seriously froze when I saw that the entire engine had collapsed…The car looked no better than a van… and soon the engine and lubricating oils had made a mini-highway for themselves on the rainy road…

Being in Gujarat though has a lot af advantages… it took precisely 20 min for 2 medical vans, 1 taxi, and a crane to reach us after we made the call… it was all unnecessary as it was only the car which needed repairs… we had so luckily escaped unscathed… but a second late… and IIT would have had an empty seat… and lots more…

We stayed in Vapi overnight at one of my friend’s place… and left the next morning to Mumbai…

So yeah… thats given me all the lessons in momentum conservation… never underestimate a big vehicle… never ever… !

And if you are planning to get a car soon… get a big one… small ones tend to blow or fly off very soon…